Jesus Hates Smut

SAMIZDAT: God Vs. Science–the atheist philosophy professor.

Takes a lot of heart to do this to yourself in the name of Jesus. Once it scabs over I am sure he will look great.

Jesus’ blazing endorsement of gun rights, and the protection of our beautiful daughters from the ravages of dangerous minorities. We bring you Jesus camp, 2 weeks where young girls are put through rigourous military training, and baking classes. Guns and Pies is this years theme at the girls summer camp. Registration is [...]

Haiti’s real deal with the devil Boing Boing.

How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

A recent study has revealed that a full 48% of soda fountains at fast food restaurants contain coliform bacteria — a bacteria that grows in feces. Oh, and 11% contained E. Coli, too.
http://www.disinfo.com/

Help make the day of a waiter or waitress better with a tip! No not a money tip, use one of the JHS Tipping alternatives. What better way to reward good service then with everlasting joy in heaven with JESUS!

People have been running their mouths about their gay marriage debate. If we allow gays to marry the next thing you know they will be breeding all over the place. Now there are not many of reasons to ban gay marriage other than the bible. So in lieu of logical secular arguments to [...]

Oral sex will give you cancer. Placing a persons urinary tract in your mouth will give you a painful deadly mouth cancer that will fill your face with tumors and lesions. My Advice is dont do this obviously risky behavior. Smoking a penis is as deadly as smoking 10 cigarettes at once.
Dont believe me, [...]

stear clear of queer steer
We have come across some odd inforation that some steer are in fact gay and being sold to christians for consumption. The bible doesnt say its wrong to eat homosexual beef, but we feel to be on the safe side its best not to consume gay cow meat. If cows are [...]