Protest: February 2008 Archives

Eating Shellfish is an ABOMINATION!


shellfish.jpgWe are actively protesting sea food resturants who flaglently break Gods law by serving shell fish which is an abomination unto the Lord. Atheist and supple wristed commie liberals tell us that the GOVERMENT has no place in our kitchens, and I could not disagree more! I will over utilize exlimation points from here on out to show the Lord my utter disgust with shellfish.

We understand there are many abominations in the bible such as the lesbertarainism and the Gay thing, but they are all ready covered by many other churches. We would like to focus on this niche market of protesting Sea Food places. Why its evil? Well we dont know for sure, but its Gods will for you not to eat them. Not sure if your eating shellfish then try the sniff test... if it smells like fish... pass the dish.

Verily I warn you if you eat shellfish Jesus himself will wait for you at the gates of heaven, reach down your throat, rip out your spine and use it as a putting iron.  Continued
 


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